Poll: why is there no account of Dracula feeding on Jonathan?
It didn’t happen
It did happen but Jonathan has literally no idea because he’s Like That
Jonathan experienced it as Queer Dreams and dismissed them
Jonathan was aware of it but has either forgotten or been made to forget
Jonathan was too ashamed of the encounter to write it down
The account was excised from the diary by a later editor
Jonathan was too laser focused on the threat of the Girlies to notice
Bram Stoker couldn’t get it past the censors
It happens in some time loops but not in others and poor Jonathan gets confused
I finally found something I couldn’t make figure out how to turn into paprika





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